I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Randomize
