did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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