sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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