New invention idea: vibrating tampons
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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