I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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