quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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