he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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