those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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