I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
In the future we'll all be gay
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
These tits shall not be calmed
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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