Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Holy sore nipples Batman
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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