A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
