So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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