Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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