Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Randomize
