belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Randomize
