Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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