I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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