haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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