he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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