Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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