So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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