So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Pappa wants mamma naked
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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