Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
