What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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