Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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