talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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