I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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