I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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