Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize
