Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Drake has all the answers
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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