I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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