Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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