The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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