Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Dignity is for republicans.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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