i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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