I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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