Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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