You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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