apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i think i have herpe
just one?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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