Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Do plants get herpes?
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