butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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