I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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