I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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