I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Randomize
