yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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