I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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