Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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