Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
