yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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