Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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